hi, im ezra. i'm like 1 or 2% tomato soup i don't know what the rest is really

  • Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
  • Cashier: Are you 18?
  • Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.

saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

poonanji:

see terms:
daddy issues
friend zoned
jail bait

poonanji:

see terms:

  • daddy issues
  • friend zoned
  • jail bait
toonskribblez:

its funny when you dont scroll all the way down and all you see is this

toonskribblez:

its funny when you dont scroll all the way down and all you see is thisimage

pinkiepony:

Welcome to hell, Megan

pinkiepony:

Welcome to hell, Megan

bled:

IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOREVER

bled:

IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOREVER

blytons:

"normal teenagers would throw a party, but I stayed at home reading books and watching movies omg i’m so weird XD"

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