- Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
- Cashier: Are you 18?
- Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.
- daddy issues
- friend zoned
- jail bait
its funny when you dont scroll all the way down and all you see is this
Welcome to hell, Megan
IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOREVER
"normal teenagers would throw a party, but I stayed at home reading books and watching movies omg i’m so weird XD"